Search Results
-
#758 Up↑ /56 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-21 18:40 EDT
// Mr. Majewski is telling a joke
Mr. Majewski: So there is mental hospital, guys.
Mr. Majewski: And in this mental hospital, everybody tell joke.
Mr. Majewski: But it is mental hospital, so they forget they tell joke, and they tell same joke over and over.
Mr. Majewski: So one day, they decide they will give a number to each joke, and instead of tell joke, they tell number!
Mr. Majewski: So one of them says "EIGHTY-FIVE! EIGHTY-FIVE, GUYS!" and everybody laugh.
Mr. Majewski: And one says "TWENTY-EIGHT! TWENTY-EIGHT!" and everybody laugh.
Mr. Majewski: And one says "FIFTY-FOUR!" and nobody laugh. Do you know why?
Class: Why?
Mr. Majewski: Because it was a joke about a mental hospital! -
#699 Up↑ /90 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-24 20:49 EDT
*Student walks to window, opens it, and sits down next to it*
Mr. Majewski: What are you doing? Go back to your seat!
Student: But Mr. Majewski, can I just take my test here? It's hot!
Mr. Majewski: No, no, I know your tricks. You have someone on the street and he's flashing you signals to cheat on the test! -
#698 Up↑ /206 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-24 20:47 EDT
Student: Mr. Majewski, what happens if you fail the Regents?
Mr. Majewski: No one ever failed the Regents! Except this one kid who was all over the news! Reporters from ABC interviewed him and asked him "Daniel, why did you fail the Regents?" and Daniel said "Not to worry, I will become an astronaut and land on the sun!" and the reporters said "How are you going to land on the sun? The sun is very hot," and Daniel once again said "Not to worry, I will land at night!" -
#697 Up↑ /54 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-24 16:42 EDT
Mr. Majewski: You should not leave anything in your locker.
Mr. Majewski: Once I had student who, he would watch as people open their locker and memorize their combination.
Mr. Majewski: He steal all kinds of thing, leather jacket, gold watch.
Student: And... you didn't turn him in?
Mr. Majewski: I think what happen is he stole so much he had no more to steal so he leave Stuyvesant. -
#695 Up↑ /32 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-24 16:39 EDT
Student 1 (referencing equation on board for spontaneous velocity): Mr. Majewski, what's a limit?
Mr. Majewski: Limit, it is like goal. Like maybe you have elementary school, and middle school, and high school, and college, and then maybe graduate school is your limit.
Student 2: That's... not exactly right.
