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#1013 Up↑ /97 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-03 16:17 EST
Mr. Majewski: Oh, I have a joke about friction, everybody. A cat joke!
Mr. Majewski: There are two cats, on top of a roof! One of the cats, it starts sliding. And the other, it stays the same.
Mr. Majewski: Which of the cats stays on top of the roof?
Class: Which?
Mr. Majewski: The one with the bigger (high-pitched, like a cat) mu! -
#961 Up↑ /182 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-16 16:26 EST
// In Dr. Majewski's Physics Class:
Dr. Majewski: The Doppler Effect is like this. Boy and girl break up and girl is crying and yelling and runs away and the further she runs the longer her sound waves get, because she is still yelling. The sound waves make her voice deep and she sounds like a man so the boy doesn't care they broke up anyway. -
#788 Up↑ /64 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-28 22:51 EDT
Mr. Majewski: I taught here for 11 years and I've found every time students come back from bathroom, they are more knowledgeable.
Class: Then why don't we all take our tests in the bathroom?
Mr. Majewski: Because then there'd be no variety! Everyone would get 100 and I like variety!
