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#1755 Up↑ /83 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-04 12:20 EST
// Dr. Chen wrote 8+4+4 = 12 on the board.
Dr. Chen: You are junior, not sophomore or freshman or something!
Dr. Chen: You come to this school. Make this mistake, other teachers tolerate this mistake.
Dr. Chen: I do not tolerate this mistake!
Dr. Chen: So I take off 12 point.
// Later, the class tries to figure out which student it was
Class: Was it Kevin?
Dr. Chen: Yes, Kevin!
Class: Which one?
Dr. Chen: Too many Kevins, I don't know!
// Later
Dr. Chen: One student in next period want to solve y also for extra credit!
Class: Kevin?
Dr. Chen: *checks* Yes, Kevin! Also Kevin!
Class: Did he get it?
Dr. Chen: Yes, mostly correct. But no point solve y! Does not make sense!
Class: Did he get extra credit?
Dr. Chen: No. -
#1740 Up↑ /32 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-02 12:02 EST
// Class insists on pronouncing Euler as "Yoo-ler" instead of "Oiler". The next day, Dr.Chen comes in with a print out of an article about Euler.
Dr. Chen: You want to use different pronunciation of Euler?! *writes Oiler on the board* Is same as this! I never hear name "yooler" before!
Dr. Chen: He is Swiss! Publish over 70 books! If someone hear you say "Yooler", immediately know you don't know math! -
#1734 Up↑ /110 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-20 12:39 EST
Dr. Chen: The Courant Institute is no good anymore. They do math by hand.
Dr. Chen: NOW WE USE COMPUTERS TO DO MATH
Student: Hey, the Courant Institute is STILL VERY GOOD
Student: MY DAD WENT THERE
Dr. Chen: WHAT YO PRABRAM. YOU DO MATH BY HAND? SIDDOWN -
#1674 Up↑ /59 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-04 11:53 EST
// Dr. Chen is teaching in a different room from that of last semester. There is a separate table pushed against the teacher's desk.
Dr. Chen: *stares at the extra table* Why is this here? What you need this table for? Now is too big!
Dr. Chen: *circles the table* This is a computer table!
Dr. Chen: They steal this table! *inspects table* Yes, I am definitely sure they steal this table! -
#1556 Up↑ /50 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-13 23:06 EST
// Dr. Chen is explaining higher mathematics
Dr. Chen: For application purpose, the more mathematic you learn, it's not very useful.
Dr. Chen: But for logic and thinking purposes, it is very good.
Student: It's a mental masturbation.
Dr. Chen: WHATTTTT!? -
#1205 Up↑ /195 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-02 17:01 EDT
// Students have found out Dr. Chen can speak German
Student 1: Dr. Chen, can you speak German for us?
Dr. Chen: WHY? THIS IS MATHEMATICS CLASS!
Student 2: Why do you know German?
Dr. Chen: I STAY THERE SO MANY YEARS!
Student 3: You stayed in Germany? That's so cool!
Dr. Chen: WHY IS COOL?! WHAT SO COOL GERMANY?!
Student 4: What were you doing in Germany?
Dr. Chen: I DO RESEARCH!
Student 4: What kind of research?
Dr. Chen: I CANNOT TALK. IS LONG STORY.
