Chemistry teacher: So to charge these rods you have to rub them up and down with this fuzzy cloth. Who wants to do that? *Only girls raise their hands* Chemistry teacher: No, no. The boys will be much better at this... they have more practice.
Ms. Pluchino: To pass the Chem Regents, all you need to know is Sesame Street: "Which one of these things is not like the others?"