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#1417 Up↑ /64 Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-18 22:52 EDT
Pathak: I wanted to write 'hierarchy' or something like that, but there is no space. Plus, I don't know how to spell 'hierarchy'. Does anybody know?
Student 1: H-i-e-r-a-r-c-h-y.
*Pathak writes down word and stares*
Pathak: It looks weird.
Student 2: Does anybody here have a dictionary?
*about 1/3 of the class takes out a Webster's pocket dictionary* -
#1399 Up↑ /36 Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-05 14:39 EDT
// Ms. Manwell explains how to sterilize plate spreading equipment using Bunsen burners and alcohol
Ms. Manwell: So take the spreader, soak it in the alcohol, and flame it. DO NOT go from here *touches spreader to Bunsen burner* to here *puts spreader in flask*.
Ms. Manwell: But if you do, DO NOT PANIC. Think: there is a flask full of alcohol. It is on fire.
*places biology textbook on top of flask* -
#1351 Up↑ /453 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-28 23:05 EDT
// Dr. Pathak sends an email to students regarding contacting him via email.
Hello,
When you send an email, you have to sign your name at the end. Providing your name lets me know who you are. That's one of the key advantages of having a name. It's pretty easy to do. Watch how I do it at the end of this email.
Dr. Pathak -
#1268 Up↑ /44 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-12 23:29 EDT
// Dr. Pilloff shows his disappointment in the class' ability to do math during lab
Dr. Pilloff: Guys, I'm seeing like you guys demonstrate the counting ability of...lower primates...
Dr. Pilloff: Some of you have 8 parts and 1 part on the tray and unable to make the connection that the 1 part is the 9th part.
Dr. Pilloff: ...even...even squirrels can count.
*class laughs*
Dr. Pilloff: Soner, why are *you* laughing? -
#1267 Up↑ /90 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-12 23:26 EDT
// Pilloff "familiarizes" the class with various objects during the fruit lab
Dr. Pilloff: *holds up a pinecone* This is a pinecone.
Dr. Pilloff: *holds up another object and shakes it, making a rattling noise* I'm not sure what this is.
Dr. Pilloff: *picks up a spiky object* ...I'm not sure what this is either. -
#1196 Up↑ /66 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-01 22:09 EDT
Dr. Pilloff: *puts one drop of food coloring in a beaker of water*
Dr. Pilloff: Here's one drop. What color is it?
Class: Green.
Dr. Pilloff: If I add one more drop, what color is it?
*awkward pause*
Class: ...more green?
Dr. Pilloff: Right, more green.
Student: *whispers* That's a color?
