// On the subway
Stuy girl #1: If you could change one thing about Stuy, what would it be?
Stuy girl #2: I’d make it like Survivor, so you could vote people off.
// After spending 20 minutes deriving a formula on the board
Dr. Esper: You take the derEEVateef; this cancels out. Goodbye, goodbye... and you get...
*draws a big zero after an equals sign*
Dr. Esper: My IQ.
// USMA @ West Point
Xo: You want to get something to eat?
Ed: No, I'm not hungry. I had some goldfish.
Xo: You had *goldfish*?
Ed: The little crackers, not actual fish that you keep in a bowl.
Xo: Oh, I thought you meant fish made of gold.
